Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Victor friggin Hugo!!!

    Ya know who wrote Les Miz, the saddest play of all time?  Victor Hugo.  You know who wrote the Hunchback of Notre Dame?  Ya know, that DISNEY MOVIE that doesn't end well?  VICTOR FRIGGIN HUGO!!!!!!  Who read that book and was like "ya know...we should give this amazing music and really fantastic animation and turn it into a kid's movie?"  Seriously? Ya wanna know what actually happens?  Spoilers to people who want to read the book i guess. Sexy Phoebus is actually a bad guy, Quasi gets publicly tortured then pissed at Esmerelda when she doesn't love him and GIVES HER TO FROLLO who kill her, then Quasi kills Frollo, then just chill's in Esmerelda's grave pit thing and dies of staravation.  Then, "About eighteen months later, the tomb is opened, and the skeletons are found. As someone tries to separate them, Quasimodo's bones turn to dust."  Kid's movies, they send wonderful messages.   God i love this music.