Saturday, July 13, 2013

A few life tips

Here are 2 very different types of life tips.  The first, from my wonderful Nonnie which i was taught on the day of the sleepover, and the other, something i learned today sadly from experience.  

1.)  "When dining with the queen, one doesn't want to get crumbs everywhere, so when eating a cookie or biscuit, one should take a small bite, then run their tongue along the edge so it doesn't crumble!"  -Nonnie

2.)  ....Never....EVER.....throw out a rotting turkey.  Why?  Your house will smell the the zom-pocalypse and you'll feel like a murderer trying to get rid of it.