1.) "When dining with the queen, one doesn't want to get crumbs everywhere, so when eating a cookie or biscuit, one should take a small bite, then run their tongue along the edge so it doesn't crumble!" -Nonnie
2.) ....Never....EVER.....throw out a rotting turkey. Why? Your house will smell the the zom-pocalypse and you'll feel like a murderer trying to get rid of it.